are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
friend ?????!?
fr iend!! !!!
im coming friend
im here i love u
(Source: mystia)
DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD
almost, but no. lol.
thats just a wow right there……
Omg
am I the only one who thought her arm looked extremely dislocated
(Source: consumeconsume)
lol at aussie police
(Source: condomdesgarcons)
the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help
i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
(Source: brandfckingnew)
you cant be serious with this shit ahahaha
(Source: ki2clint)
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